What can melt your heart?

Me- one by one we'll play both of them okay?

He- shulutii ke saath t..si le saath..

hearhim (ignore my voice)

What was the weakest period in US history in terms of military strength? Was it during World War II or the Vietnam War?

Me- accha, okay okay, i agreed.

Scene2- playing with neighborhood kid.

My was over so i was standing among the kids of monitor group as my friend was their deputy head.

How come I can't stay sober?

Me- (who don't even know doll jesi ponytails kya hoti) hein? From which angle this ponytails look like that of dolls cutie?

Suddenly a girl in front of whom i was standing asked me, “didi aap doll jesi chhoti karke kyu aate ho?”

Everyone- my name is this, my name is that (one by one)

What are some of the best relationship advice for men?

Me- i mean to say why you came to my house? (like an interviewer)

Not infants but kids. Specially kids from nursery-class5. Their laughs, their smile, their ‘thankyouu’, their humorous talks and senseless questions everything melts my heart.

Me- (keep laughing)

My ex moved on so fast. How can I overcome the pain?

This isn't the first time someone said this to me but this was something different that put a smile on my face.

Girl- no, sacchi your ponytails look like dolls

It seems that I am cursed with bad luck. How do I break such a curse?

Scene- oath ceremony

One of them- no let's play ‘das bees’

He- (blank face)

What can anal toys bring to straight men?

He was that kid in the above attached video. He calles me ‘shuluutiii’

In between, they all might have called me didi for more than 6–7times.

Me- (laughs)

When a dog smells another dog’s poo or wee, do they then remember that scent for when they smell it again, or even further know which dog they are smelling if they know the dog?

Me- hey, what's your name? (to everyone one by one)

Everytime after each oath ceremony i miss the chaos we make together and again wait for the next year eagerly.